This is your departing BentFenders club presidante Biff! I am please to announce that I will be handing over my responsibilities to our esteemed member Fang for the next round robin of BentFenders president. As he is our sportsman of the year he is a perfect canidate for this role.
We have all known Doug for many years. I have been on many adventures with him personally and he is a perfect fit for this new opprotunity. Here he stands many years ago next to the dumpsterfire of a role that I provided him:
I will be doing some other things for Mota so no worries about Biff not being around: